Jessa’s Harry Potter Drinking Game
(I recommend not using all of these rules at once if you do not wish to be extremely trashed. This game is for a full-on Harry Potter marathon, but can be used for just one movie if desired and in that case, many of these rules will not apply anyway. I would also love suggestions so I can make this game even more awesome!!)
Imperio! Everybody takes a swig when:
· Hermione scolds or tells off her friends,
· someone says “Voldemort,”
· Draco says “Potter” in a menacing way,
· Dumbledore says something cryptic,
· Dumbledore looks knowing,
· Ron looks frightened,
· the Dark Mark is cast,
· Harry catches a snitch,
· Gryffindor wins house points,
· Harry says something angsty,
· Snape appears out of no where unexpectedly,
· someone who seemed good turns out to be bad (and vice versa),
· Harry is annoyed with or angry at Dumbledore,
· Professor Trelawney predicts Harry’s or Ron’s death,
· Snape insults Harry’s father,
· Ron and Hermione have an awkward romantic moment together,
· Harry uses “Expelliarmus.”
Impedimenta! These are written on slips of paper and chosen by the players at random. A player with one or more of these things on their paper must take a swig when:
· Harry’s scar hurts him,
· Hagrid cries,
· Fred and George speak in unison or finish each others’ sentences,
· McGonnagal deducts points from any house,
· the word “mudblood” is used,
· it is referred to that Ron and his family are poor,
· fire is summoned in any way,
· someone comments on the fact that Harry has his mother’s eyes,
· Mrs. Norris is onscreen,
· someone tells Harry to please not say the name “Voldemort,”
· Ron is seen talking with his mouth full,
· a painting speaks,
· Fang (the dog) is onscreen,
· someone speaks in Parseltongue,
· someone travels via Portkey, Apparation, or Floo Powder,
· Malfoy is so frightened he screams, or has a spell used on him, or is punched by Hermione.
Horcruxes! Everybody takes seven swigs when:
· someone says the word “horcrux,”
· a horcrux is destroyed (whether Harry is aware of it or not).
Avada Kedavra! Everybody finishes the drink in their hand when:
· someone casts “Avada Kedavra” on screen,
· Harry shouts “WHEN HE DOES, I’M GONNA BE READY. WHEN HE DOES, I’M GONNA KILL HIM.”
Crucio! Everybody must take a shot of hard liquor when:
· Hermione is a fucking beast (not really in Sorcerer’s Stone, then in Prisoner of Azkaban it’s once OR twice depending on your p.o.v., but just once in every other movie as far as I can recall, and many times in Deathly Hallows part 1).
(Enjoy, and please drink RESPONSIBLY!!)
Bringing this back in celebration of hitting 2,000 followers. I have yet to try any of these rules out, but I look forward to a day when I can. Someone’s gotta join meeee.
Tagged as: HP.
Reblogged from: acciobenedictcumberbatch
Originally posted by: acciobenedictcumberbatch
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Liz? Liz! We’re doing this, but with bottles of Sparkling Grape, you got me? :D
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I know what I’m doing for my birthday party lol (Drink responsibly everyone!)
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Can’t wait to do this. SOON
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i wish i could this….
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Awww, Maria.
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But what does the “Hermione is a fucking beast” mean. Like. I am unable to parse that. Help?
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This looks like, um, a good way to get really trashed. :D
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